k, cya

Goodbye.Fare thee well. Adieu. So long.Hasta. Ta-Ta.

I've never been good at saying any of these.

I think I'm actually physically incapable.

Something about mind over body. I just can't figure it out.

I guess I just wont.


I will not do it.

SO Dear sock drawer,
dear bedside table,
dear obstacle course in the garage,
dear hammok,
dear toys in the closet,
dear telephone,
dear whole in the hallway,
dear stuffed animals,
dear light that never works on the stairs,
dear bmw,
dear address,
dear food in the fridge,
dear friends,
dear family,

Don't expect one. You're not gonna get it.

Because I am going to see you later.

alright

Today I told my three year old brother I loved him.

"Agam...I love you" -Jess

"Alright" -Adam

:) 

Hey guess what? 

He is mine>>My adorable little sibbie. 

Guess what else?

I have three others just like him. No really. i do. 

They go by Pendergast. Eggie. and Olipoli. 

Yep.

Forever. And Ever.  
because i am their hildebang.

 

Because I am secretly a little girl in a Tu-Tu too.

(this is some of my photography from 

my photo shoot with the Kaufmans)

the one and only boys post

Dear 11-15 Year old girls,
I thought dating would be awesome. 
Don't get me wrong. it can be. 
But? well, You learn a thing or two.
22 dates. This is what I've learned.


#1 The first. It gets better.

#2 This doesn't have to be awkward.

#3 Not as in love as I thought I was.

#4 I have really great friends.

#5 It's more fun when they dance.

#6 Sugar-Free Yogurt was a definite plus.

#7 They can be gentlemen.

#8 You can endure.

#9 A group is important.

#10 They can put on a show.

#11 Parents are a good thing

#12 Scripture Power.

#13 Choose Wisely.

#14 My hand.

#15 Deserve the best.

#16 They can be self-absorbed.

#17 The experience I'd hoped for.

#18 They run away.

#19 I love to laugh.

#20 Worth more than a glass of lemonade.

#21 Conversation.

#22 Chemistry class was important.

#23 Sock Fetish.

Because I am Dating Material.

because of a fire

Smores taste better with chocolate chips and marshmallow stackables.

Rachel’s dad directs parades. Who knew?

Humans are animals AND mammals.

“Cougars don’t live in Utah”.

David and Kyle are really good at making up statistics on the spot

 (example: number 4)

The end of flashlights, believe it or not, smell really good.

Boys could relieve themselves anywhere.

^^They also love to talk about it.

Christian has mature opinions.

Kyle and Steve hate Obama. And Jess is politically wrong.

 Boys secretly read blogs.

 Kyle likes the comfort of the grass when he is laughing.

 If you shake a roasting stick, the stuff on the end might hit you.

Similar in Principle. But opposites attract.

More cars drive around at midnight then you might initially imagine.

Because I am a Pyro.

love,jess

I am now going to pour out my heart and soul. 
you listening?
you sure??
cuz this is gonna be gushy mooshy and filled with juice
i may quote a taylor swift song or two.
i may try and disguise who i am talking about. but really poorly. so everyone still knows who i am referring to.
Wait, no i'm not. 
Because I am writing on my blog....not in my diary. 
love,  jess 

the ingredients

Because I am Jessica Stella McFarland I am going to find pleasure in goldfish

crackers. I am going to love the smell of wet sidewalks. I am going to think

airplanes are proper. I am going to love eating watermelon, playing with chalk,

and the warm summers sky. Preferably all at once. That would be prime. I am going to

want 2, actually, probably closer to 3. I am going to lean right. I am going to sing

sing, sing, sing. I am going to like Facebook photos. I am going to

eat cereal multiple times a day because I can. I am going to climb into my tree house

and have a salsa party with my siblings. I am going to make speling spelling errors.

I do believe in Fairies, I will listen to that guy because he’s got that sissy stringy

music thing, and I’ll be the princess. I love the mountains and the rolling hills. I’m

gonna like bite you. And stuff. I’m gonna want streamers at my party. I’m going

to be married to Kyle Anderson-husband. I am going to stop at lemonade stands. I

am going to play dress ups. I am going to point my toes, and smarkle. I wont grow

up-I kinda wanna go to school though-To learn to be a (parrot). I will

wait till everyone is leaving to get ready to go. I’ll like… probably keep

procrastinating. I will always have a twinny. I’ll want abs of steal and realms of

gold, and will probably get that if I eat berries and cream. Cuz i’m a little lad

who loves berries and cream. I will be trusted by Tiffany. I am going to be teased

about BRIGHAM till my dying day. I am going to believe in Santa Clause. I am

going to cry when I see a snake. I am going to Believe. Hope. Endure. I am going to

know the sun will rise. I am a Daughter of a King. All times. All things. All places.

ALL BECAUSE I AM

Blog...

…What an ugly word.

It’s one of those words that just like…hurts to say. Ya know?

Wait... you don't know? well, I promise you those words are out there.Moist. Molt. Fudruckers. Swollen. Panties. Relish. Hooves. Blog. Bloogggggg..  OH yeah. They are real all right.

(CHALLENGE #1 : Find these words… Destroy these words.)

I mean seriously. Who comes up with this stuff anyways?

And no--It’s not just awful because of what the word means or stands for, but I really believe that some words are just physically, well, wrong.

Molt.

Say it. I dare you.

Kinda felt like you were swallowing your tongue..am I right?

Say it again. Molt.

Yep. Tongue Swallowage just occurred.

Don’t you think it would be a good idea to rename these things? Like swollen. Let’s call it something more pleasant shall we? Something that doesn’t make me swell every time I’m swole?

Swollen Ankles…. Pleasantly Plump Petite Feet

Moist…. A slight bit condensed.

My Blog…………………………………………….……... Because I Am