…What an ugly word.
It’s one of those words that just like…hurts to say. Ya know?
Wait... you don't know? well, I promise you those words are out there.Moist. Molt. Fudruckers. Swollen. Panties. Relish. Hooves. Blog. Bloogggggg.. OH yeah. They are real all right.
(CHALLENGE #1 : Find these words… Destroy these words.)
I mean seriously. Who comes up with this stuff anyways?
And no--It’s not just awful because of what the word means or stands for, but I really believe that some words are just physically, well, wrong.
Molt.
Say it. I dare you.
Kinda felt like you were swallowing your tongue..am I right?
Say it again. Molt.
Yep. Tongue Swallowage just occurred.
Don’t you think it would be a good idea to rename these things? Like swollen. Let’s call it something more pleasant shall we? Something that doesn’t make me swell every time I’m swole?
Swollen Ankles…. Pleasantly Plump Petite Feet
Moist…. A slight bit condensed.
My Blog…………………………………………….……... Because I Am
You're adorable. You're a great writer.
ReplyDeleteYour stuff is so fun to read. even though there's only one post, I thoroughly enjoyed reading your one post. And I'm stoked that I was the first to join your sweet Blog! (yes I wrote that word...)
Also, I literally said molt a loud once and then said it again. And then after reading "say it again" I said it again. (3x) And completely experienced "tongue swallowage."
I've never thought about these disgusting words in which you speak of. I've always thought it was fun to say the word "pulp" or "walrus." But, considering that it has that same tongue swallowing affect, you probably will find these words disgusting and won't want to say them... so i'm assuming you'll just add them to your disgusting list.
I feel like I just rambled on for five years...
Yay for blogs! ps wanna join mine? :)
And I love you.
And am excited for lunch tomorrow! woot! :)
'manda lou :)
ReplyDeleteI am so pleased we are blogging friends now.
p.s. you are so right. those words kinda gross me out. walrus isn't AS bad. but pulp? that is just nasty! not to mention I actually hate what it stands for. pulp. nasty.
love love love love LOVE you
chunk. I hate that word.
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